HOST: Next up on our program, we discuss the findings of the Algebra Study Group, the bipartisan panel convened this year to review the math-class policies of eighth grader Timmy Morgan. We will be joined by several members of the committee and ask what their consensus opinions are and whether they think Timmy will take up their recommendations.
For some time now, much of the public have felt Timmy Morganâ€™s algebra grades have been sliding, and many are calling for a change in course, whether that means studying more, reapplying study time to more effective methods, or even, some say, dropping the class altogether. The situation got worse this November, when Timmyâ€™s midterm exam results came back. The results have been read as a repudiation of Timmyâ€™s stubborn insistence that his study methods are working. A growing majority of Americans, polls show, think Timmy deserves to be grounded until his grades improve. In light of this development, the country has been waiting anxiously for the release of the Study Groupâ€™s report. It was delivered to Timmy last week, and released to the world shortly thereafter.
Here to discuss the groupâ€™s findings are former Virginia Governor Charles Robb, former representative Lee Hamilton, former Secretary of State James Baker, and former Supreme Court justice Sandra Day Oâ€™Connor. Itâ€™s a distinct pleasure and honor to have you as my guests.
GUESTS: Thank you.
HOST: Secretary Baker, youâ€™re an old friend of Timmyâ€™s family, of his father especially. Itâ€™s public knowledge that father and son have disagreed to some extent on the best approach to the algebra class. His fatherâ€™s high school math teacher recently published an op-ed piece in the Times calling on Timmy to change course. How did you view your role in the study group, and how did you define the outcome you desired, given your closeness to the family?
BAKER: Well, my ties to the Morgan family do go back a ways. Thatâ€™s public knowledge, I suppose. But this is a critical matter. I made it clear to Timmy that I was going to be as objective as possible, not necessarily taking his dadâ€™s side but looking at the situation as it lay, even if it meant grounding or less computer time. I owed that to him.
HOST: Ah huh. Representative Hamilton, this was a bipartisan group. How well did democrats and republicans get along working together? Timmyâ€™s grades are a topic of intense partisan debate, in Washington, on talk radio, and in the blogosphere.
HAMILTON: These are polarized times. Democrats think Timmy ought to be taking piano lessons, and traditional conservatives are maybe dissapointed that Timmy didnâ€™t try out for the football team, as he promised he would last year. But I think all of us understand how important it was that we work together and try and find solutions, not talking points or positions, but solutions, for Timmy and the American people. Democrat or Republican, I think both sides of the aisle can sympathize with Timmy when he explains, â€œMath is hard. Iâ€™m working hard.â€
HOST: Representative Hamilton, a lot of people expected a bold recommendation from the group. A lot of people in your own party hoped you would recommend dropping algebra altogether, even though opponents of that strategy called it “cut and run.” How do you respond to those who might say the report doesnâ€™t go far enough?
HAMILTON: We donâ€™t think dropping algebra would be the best way to go. It would probably leave Timmyâ€™s math standing in chaos and jeopardize his college application prospects. We do recognize that Timmy canâ€™t continue to devote as much time and effort to algebra as he has been. His other subjects will ultimately suffer as his mental capacity is stretched. There will have to be a drawdown of study time, especially with looming challenges like Spanish I and American History looming on the horizon.
ROBB: If I may make a comment?
HOST: Go ahead, Governor Robb.
ROBB: We looked seriously at the withdrawal option, and we agreed, democrats and republicans, not to recommend it. Itâ€™s better for Timmy, and better for America, to stay and finish what Timmy started as best he can. Now, we did make a number of recommendations that Timmy and his advisors have not heretofore seriously discussed.
HOST: If I may cut in, Governor Robb, I was just getting around to asking you about one of those recommendations, a controversial one, that Timmy talk directly to neighboring students with an interest in algebra, such as Brian and Mary about helping him study.
ROBB: Indeed. We think that direct talks with these math brains might lead to insights and opportunities for joint studying and maybe even structured tutoring. We know Timmy has differences with these two, accusing them, at times, of busting the curve and intentionally being know-it-all math weenies, but itâ€™s time to focus on the goals and tasks at hand.
HOST: Indeed, Timmy has called Brian â€œBrainiacâ€ and â€œBrain-oâ€, and he usually refers to Mary as â€œThe Lesbo.â€ Justice Oâ€™Connor, do you really see direct communications becoming a possibility given how far apart Timmy and these two are?
Oâ€™CONNOR: Itâ€™s definitely going to be a challenge. Arguably, both Mary and Brian are happy to see Timmy floundering. Theyâ€™d like very much to use his troubles to cement their control over the algebra class, where they already enjoy increasing influence with Mrs. Fletcher. Timmy is especially upset over Brianâ€™s alleged project to build a mathletes team from the class members, a move Timmy says would be, quote, the gayest thing ever, and would make their class such a total laughingstock that it would be like dropping a bomb on them. And he accuses Mary of dominating the girls who sit nearby and thus preventing him from getting a date to the fall dance. But as Secretary Baker says, just because someoneâ€™s your enemy, it doesnâ€™t mean you canâ€™t talk to them.
HOST: Indeed, and Brianâ€™s comment that Timmy is â€œThe Great Satanâ€ hasnâ€™t helped either, Iâ€™m sure.
Let me also ask, Secretary Baker, do you think Timmy is going to take these suggestions seriously? There have been indications lately that he is lukewarm to them, at best. He was overheard in gym just yesterday saying he was going to get other opinions and weigh them all deliberately, beginning with his World of Warcraft and Second Life allies “SekataryDeth” and “GangstaBone”.
BAKER: Timmy has the right to consult whomever he desires. We understand that. He’s the decider.
HAMILTON: Iâ€™d like to add, however, that Timmy must act soon, regardless of what decision he wants to make. If he doesnâ€™t, heâ€™ll likely end up grounded, and he may even lose the trip to Disneyworld he was promised for his birthday next spring.
HOST: Indeed, it is a critical situation. Your Honor, gentlemen, I thank you for your time, and I express Americaâ€™s appreciation when I thank you for your service as well.
GUESTS: Thank you.
Oâ€™CONNOR: It was a pleasure to join you.